Cigarettes, powerful rifles, vampires, guts, gore, and getting worshiped is my daily routine. Jesus christ vampire hunter special edition dvd 2001. For that extra 1970s touch, delambre shoots jesus christ. Basically this is if the movie john carpenters vampires was a rock opera like jesus christ superstar. Rent jesus christ vampire hunter 2001 on dvd and bluray. Rent jesus christ vampire hunter 2001 starring phil caracas and murielle varhelyi on dvd and bluray. Flowers of flesh and blood 1985 online gratis sin registrarse. Jesus constantly surprises and confounds people, from his miraculous birth to his rise from the grave.
For reasons unknown to anyone in the catholic church, there have been a rash of attacks on lesbians by vampires, and to make matters worse, theyre now immune to sunlight the vampires, not the. Outside of the new testament, which offers us some pretty sparse details, really, there is little mention of him in. The truth is, we know little about the man named jesus, whom billions of people around the world and throughout history believe to have been still be the incarnate son of god. Jesus phil caracas uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians. Life of jesus gospel of john from jesus film project. Ive always been a fascinated with differing interpretations of the jesus story. My vampire jesus was born in rebellion against empire. This cultclassic from canada mixes martial arts action with outrageous religious humor and all the cheese one could ever hope for in a. Full length feature film produced in 2003 portraying the life of jesus christ as written by his disciple john. The film stars jason spevack, toni collette, michael sheen. This week the horror duo follow wrestlemania up with a look at another pair of films featuring professional wrestlers. Kingdom of the vampire full movie, vampire horror, english full free movies duration. Cory, covered the original several years ago, so its only fitting to take a.
This cultclassic from canada mixes martial arts action with outrageous religious humor and all the cheese one could ever hope for in a bad b movie of its kind. There are many lesbians in this movie the vampires are lesbians, the victims are lesbians, and mary magnum, the woman who. Jesus christ vampire hunter 2002 jesus phil caracas uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians. Jesus christ vampire hunter plot is self explained in the title. These are all reported as vampire traits throughout several historical accounts of the vampire throughout several cultures and periods. Inspired by real events in the life of french new wave icon jean seberg. Jesus christ vampire hunter actually stars our lord and saviour as a one man army dedicated to destroying the evil dr praetorious and his gang of vampires. Jesus henry christ is a 2011 american comedy film based on dennis lees student short film of the same name. The vampire he drew, laycock says, resembled byron himself a womanizer and an embarrassment to the family. The dominant meme in america today is the very mystical story of personal salvation that is at the center of most evangelical or mainline protestant.
But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Jesus christ has returned to save the lesbians of ottawa from an evil vampire cult using his powerful kung fu punch in jesus christ vampire hunter. Watch jesus christ vampire hunter full movie free online. The cast includes haaz sleiman, kelsey grammer, stephen moyer, emmanuelle chriqui, and john rhysdavies. Kungfu action comedy horror musical about the second coming. Yet another film which cant live up to its concept. Best movies like jesus christ vampire hunter bestsimilar. My story starts with jesus christ, freedom fighter. Vampire hunter in 16mm, complete with faded colors, pops, hisses, and scratches. Troubled by the diminishing number of local lesbians, mohawked preacher father alban.
So jesus then proclaims that he will use his body of christ and whips out some martial arts to kick 2 out of the 3 vampires butts. Not something i can recommend as a must see but it does apparently have a cult following so some people are into it. Bonus materials include an audio commentary track with director lee gordon demarbre, writer ian driscoll, and. With phil caracas, murielle varhelyi, maria moulton, tim devries. Jesus christ vampire hunter by lee gordon demarbre lee. Forest shares his thoughts on the micobudgeted horror comedy jesus christ vampire hunter. Jesus christ vampire hunter subtitles 16 subtitles. Unfortunately, the vampires got to our two men of god but not before blessing the lake and allowing jesus to vanquish 2 out of 3 of the vampires with the hvic head vampire in charge still roaming around. Lets just say that, unless you can see the charm of intentionally made really bad movies, you will hate jesus christ vampire hunter. Troma jesus christ vampire hunter sottotitoli in italiano. Were sorry but jwapp doesnt work properly without javascript enabled. Killing jesus is an american television film inspired by the 20 book of the same title by bill oreilly and martin dugard.
This film is a perfect introduction to jesus through the gospel of luke. Damn it, when i pop a flick with this title in, i expect to get 85 minutes of the son of god kicking serious vampire booty, not. In fact, the concept is the only thing that could possibly be good about it. Billy is a boy who is trying to save a baby kangaroo called joey. Follow his life through excerpts from the book of luke, all the miracles, the teachings, and the passion. The second coming is upon us, and jesus has returned to earth. Its something which i would hear about, think thats funny, but never want to see. Jesus christ vampire hunter is low budget film making at its worst without any appeal. English web an hour ago arabic not rated one year ago arabic not rated one year ago avenue 5 2020 space captain ryan clark of the avenue 5 tries to get along with others in the space tourism industry. A delightfully schlockfilled bmovie from canada, jesus christ vampire hunter is pretty much exactly what it sounds like it would be about jesus christ has returned, and hes fighting vampires.
Ymmvjesus christ vampire hunter if you meant one of those, just click and go. Phil caracas, murielle varhelyi, maria moulton, tim devries, ian driscoll, tracy lance, mike funk anno. They give jesus a haircut and a different outfit thus making him look no different from some random dude on the street. In the late 1960s, hoovers fbi targeted her because of her political and romantic involvement with civil rights activist hakim jamal. And, by the by, you really have a test on friday and praying to jesus is not going to get you a good grade. And this is eternal life, that they may know you, the only true god, and jesus christ whom you have sent.
It doesnt stick to the same couple of locations the way a lot of hyperindie flicks do, and theres a halfbattalion of vampires, shitkicking atheists, and assorted extras. Flowers of flesh and blood 1985 pelicula completa subtitulada guinea pig 2. Killing jesus full movie national geographic video. Vampire hunter wouldnt be nearly as fun if it were more polished, although ive gotta say that for a movie with such a lean budget, its really ambitious. If you want to start a main jesuschristvampirehunter page, just click the edit button above. The film was directed by lee, who also penned the screenplay. Spanish, castilian jesus film project jesus film project. There may be language used in this slaughter film podcast that is not suitable for all listeners. The film was produced by joseph boccia, sukee chew, lisa roberts gillan, deepak nayar, julia roberts, philip rose, and katie wells. It lovingly evokes that bad movie, something weird vibe and does it knowing full well what it looks like, damn the critics. And i just have to know the logic behind naming the film jesus christ vampire hunter, yet changing jesus look within the first five minutes. That marked the beginning of the seductive, but sympathetic vampire who is the father of the television show, dark shadows, in the 1960s, followed by anne rices interview with the vampire, and finally meyers edward cullen. This is national geographics third installment of television adaptations of oreillys nonfiction books which included killing lincoln and killing kennedy.
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